if only i could text you this smell
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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