Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it's like iHOP with fire
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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