they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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