just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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