I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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