4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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