hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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