i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Shame is for Republicans.
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