we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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