She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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