I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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