Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
nutella sex= disaster
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
