chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He has the fingertips of a God
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