I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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