Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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