More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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