Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm too high and old for this...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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