dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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