Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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