just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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