why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
