What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
i out mim tonsoeep
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