i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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