It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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