you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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