I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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