I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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