Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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