I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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