I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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