Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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