I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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