Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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