They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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