at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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