We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Randomize