i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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