She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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