I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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