halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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