David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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