Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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