Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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