Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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