is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My dick has a subreddit
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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