Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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