i permit you to call me
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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