after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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