oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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