He is such a slut. More and more my type.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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