Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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