I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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