Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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