is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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