Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
