i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just found puke in my bra..
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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